Forever Wandering the Eternal Void

wandererofthevoid said: *floating down from the roof, and into the living room through a window* Maaaaaster~ =3=;.... I'm bored.... is there anything you need of me? please? I haven't had much to do in quite some time....

ravenous-rainbowdrinker:

ravenous-rainbowdrinker:

*Kanaya grinned as she saw her servant move in. She nodded to him*

As The Usual Dear, Prepare Your Feasts. But If Possible, Do Prepare It All First Before I Begin Dining. I Enjoy Eating Everything At Once Rather Than Waiting As You Know

*as he is watching over the various dishes he is concocting, and waiting to hear his masters words about the Entree he carted out to her just now, the being hears a small “Ping” in his head* Hm? o3o a new message?…. I wonder what it could be… *pulls out a small tablet and looks into it* ….. =_=;…. not another of these annoyances again….. obvious fishing scam is obvious……..!? o3o!…… Hrmmm……. >w>…… Hee hee hee. }:)  *pops his head back through the door way, half to see if His master is eating the food he brought out, half to ask her a question* Oh…. Master~ >w>…. I have a small question…. would it be alright if I made…. a small change in the menu for today?…. it will take only a little while longer…. but I assure you that you will enjoy this change. *he says with almost an impish grin on his face*

*Kanaya looked idly at the…appetizer really. She smiled at the great presentation, idly doing as she had mused before and lifting the whole tray to her lips. She opened wide, too hungry to do otherwise and shoved the tray halfway down her throat to keep it open at the widest part. Various fruits and vegetables tumbled down her throat, the mouth just small enough to stop any bowls from falling into her stomach.

While it would pose no problem, she didn’t want to waste her good dishes just yet. She gulped audibly again and again, swallowing each and every morsel as they traveled across her tongue. It was like a flavor parade, and the jadeblood put the empty tray down with a sigh, stomach hardly full, but palate and tastebuds brimming and awake.*

Good First Dish Dear. That Much Is Obvious. Hmm, I Accept This Change In Menu, But Do Pick Up The Pace Though. You Know I Am Not Exactly Patient When This Hungry…

Hee hee. =w= right away, master. I shall only keep you another….. 7~8 minutes? =3=~ but don’t worry, I know you shall enjoy the meal to come. =w= *quickly returns to the kitchen, and drags his hand down the empty space in front of him, opening some strange shimmering blue portal. after collecting a fair supply of rope and cloth, he darts into the portal, and a mere 10 seconds later, comes back out of it with several people in tow, all bound and gagged with the cloth and rope* hee hee hee. =w= hope you like you last suppers, it’s the least I can do for all the obvious traps you all sent me… *tosses them onto an empty counter and starts preparing the still cooking dishes on the stove and in the oven, as well as those on the neighboring counter* =w=~

Kanaya idly waited patiently, having closed her eyes to rest. She figured sleeping through the eight minutes would be a faster wait than to just sit and wonder and stare. She snored lightly, but the smells that came through still tickled her nose and made her smile. She could hear some shuffling, and giggled a bit, having an idea of what vw was offering. 

*the humble servant quickly went to work making dishes and force feeding when necessary the belligerent group he brought with him* hm hmm hmm~ =3=~ this is what you get for trying to get me in a trap. the hunter becomes the hunted, and a meal for my master. =w=~ *minutes pass as he continues stuffing food into them, their bellies swelling, leaving them immobile as he also makes sure to adjust the restraints properly as their bodies increase in size* hmm… =3=…. *looks around for a little bit* …. 6 minutes pass and we’re all out of meals for the time being….. hrm…. =u=~ *looks at the 6 would be hackers, hoping to have tricked him into something* ha ha ha… I think it’s time… *covers some of them with sauces and puts them in large metal pans with covers, others on platters and under lids, and one particular one he had stuffed with all the remaining fruits and vegetables he had around in a large bowl with a bed of lettuce under, and pours some delectable dressings on that one* hee hee hee. =u=~ *puts a hand to the covered pans, and they soon turn red for a few seconds, then takes his hand off and cracks them open quickly to baste the ones inside, still wriggling, but now quite reddened*  I think everything is in order… *starts bringing them out* master~! your meal is ready~ o<o

agufungus:

Unsheathed for Battle
After seeing this great birthday gift by my awesome friend xplotter, I asked him if I could make an alternate version of his Sheik drawing. So after I finished coloring it, I decided to make a nude version of Link, as well, to make things equal (and to please the ladies, too). Boy, this is the second time I draw a full male nude (the Hitmontop one has a certain part covered, so it may not count as full, I dunno), and also, the second time I draw Link after a very long time.

The Legend of Zelda ©Nintendo. Sheik lineart by Xplotter, colored by Agu Fungus. Link drawing by Agu Fungus.

P.S.: After drawing Link like this, I posted a question about whether I should open an exclusive Hentai blog for the more explicit stuff or not. Post your thoughts there, if you have the time. ;)

(Source: agu-fungus.deviantart.com)

wandererofthevoid said: *floats by* hm? o3o... ah, hello again. how are you?

fat-demona:

wandererofthevoid:

fat-demona:

wandererofthevoid:

fat-demona:

"I’m fine." She said not know how she was found.

Hm. =3= that’s good to hear. so, would there be anything you would like to do? o3o

"Unless you have a way to kill all the humans then no."

hrmm…. =3=;… as much as I share your sympathies for killing many humans, most of them being idiots…. my girlfriend is human, so I would have to say no…. =3=;

She just rolled her easy at this. “Then there is nothing you can do for me.”

hm. shame that. =3=;… oh well, guess I shall go floating on back to master’s hive then. it was nice talking to you again, despite it’s brevity. *starts floating away*

wandererofthevoid said: *floats by* hm? o3o... ah, hello again. how are you?

fat-demona:

wandererofthevoid:

fat-demona:

"I’m fine." She said not know how she was found.

Hm. =3= that’s good to hear. so, would there be anything you would like to do? o3o

"Unless you have a way to kill all the humans then no."

hrmm…. =3=;… as much as I share your sympathies for killing many humans, most of them being idiots…. my girlfriend is human, so I would have to say no…. =3=;

wandererofthevoid said: *floats by* hm? o3o... ah, hello again. how are you?

fat-demona:

"I’m fine." She said not know how she was found.

Hm. =3= that’s good to hear. so, would there be anything you would like to do? o3o

wandererofthevoid said: *floating down from the roof, and into the living room through a window* Maaaaaster~ =3=;.... I'm bored.... is there anything you need of me? please? I haven't had much to do in quite some time....

ravenous-rainbowdrinker:

wandererofthevoid:

ravenous-rainbowdrinker:

ravenous-rainbowdrinker:

*Kanaya grinned as she saw her servant move in. She nodded to him*

As The Usual Dear, Prepare Your Feasts. But If Possible, Do Prepare It All First Before I Begin Dining. I Enjoy Eating Everything At Once Rather Than Waiting As You Know

o3o~ *starts plating several fruit and vegetable dishes, mostly just sliced and well ordained dishes. some slightly more elaborate. and some fruits he is storing in large bowels and boiling some pots of sugar water*

*Kanaya enjoyed the detail he or into the food. Even though she would likely just scarf it down as soon as she could in as little time as possible, it was nice to see the dedication in another that she saw in her own endeavors.*

*finishes plating the fruits and vegetables for the first few dishes, pours some dipping sauces for the veggies, and carts them out to the waiting troll* First Entree, fresh and ready. o3o *puts out the plates and heads back to the kitchen, getting ready several fish and soups*

*Kanaya in turn just sat in bated patience, awaiting the fruits of her servant’s labor. He always did take his time with everything, and that was all well and good but when she had a meal to get to she wasn’t one to enjoy sitting and waiting. Still, she was truly grateful that he always took the time to do this for her so she waited. Bit her lip in impatience, but waited.*

*as he is watching over the various dishes he is concocting, and waiting to hear his masters words about the Entree he carted out to her just now, the being hears a small “Ping” in his head* Hm? o3o a new message?…. I wonder what it could be… *pulls out a small tablet and looks into it* ….. =_=;…. not another of these annoyances again….. obvious fishing scam is obvious……..!? o3o!…… Hrmmm……. >w>…… Hee hee hee. }:)  *pops his head back through the door way, half to see if His master is eating the food he brought out, half to ask her a question* Oh…. Master~ >w>…. I have a small question…. would it be alright if I made…. a small change in the menu for today?…. it will take only a little while longer…. but I assure you that you will enjoy this change. *he says with almost an impish grin on his face*

*Kanaya looked idly at the…appetizer really. She smiled at the great presentation, idly doing as she had mused before and lifting the whole tray to her lips. She opened wide, too hungry to do otherwise and shoved the tray halfway down her throat to keep it open at the widest part. Various fruits and vegetables tumbled down her throat, the mouth just small enough to stop any bowls from falling into her stomach.

While it would pose no problem, she didn’t want to waste her good dishes just yet. She gulped audibly again and again, swallowing each and every morsel as they traveled across her tongue. It was like a flavor parade, and the jadeblood put the empty tray down with a sigh, stomach hardly full, but palate and tastebuds brimming and awake.*

Good First Dish Dear. That Much Is Obvious. Hmm, I Accept This Change In Menu, But Do Pick Up The Pace Though. You Know I Am Not Exactly Patient When This Hungry…

Hee hee. =w= right away, master. I shall only keep you another….. 7~8 minutes? =3=~ but don’t worry, I know you shall enjoy the meal to come. =w= *quickly returns to the kitchen, and drags his hand down the empty space in front of him, opening some strange shimmering blue portal. after collecting a fair supply of rope and cloth, he darts into the portal, and a mere 10 seconds later, comes back out of it with several people in tow, all bound and gagged with the cloth and rope* hee hee hee. =w= hope you like you last suppers, it’s the least I can do for all the obvious traps you all sent me… *tosses them onto an empty counter and starts preparing the still cooking dishes on the stove and in the oven, as well as those on the neighboring counter* =w=~

wandererofthevoid said: *floating down from the roof, and into the living room through a window* Maaaaaster~ =3=;.... I'm bored.... is there anything you need of me? please? I haven't had much to do in quite some time....

ravenous-rainbowdrinker:

ravenous-rainbowdrinker:

*Kanaya grinned as she saw her servant move in. She nodded to him*

As The Usual Dear, Prepare Your Feasts. But If Possible, Do Prepare It All First Before I Begin Dining. I Enjoy Eating Everything At Once Rather Than Waiting As You Know

o3o~ *starts plating several fruit and vegetable dishes, mostly just sliced and well ordained dishes. some slightly more elaborate. and some fruits he is storing in large bowels and boiling some pots of sugar water*

*Kanaya enjoyed the detail he or into the food. Even though she would likely just scarf it down as soon as she could in as little time as possible, it was nice to see the dedication in another that she saw in her own endeavors.*

*finishes plating the fruits and vegetables for the first few dishes, pours some dipping sauces for the veggies, and carts them out to the waiting troll* First Entree, fresh and ready. o3o *puts out the plates and heads back to the kitchen, getting ready several fish and soups*

*Kanaya in turn just sat in bated patience, awaiting the fruits of her servant’s labor. He always did take his time with everything, and that was all well and good but when she had a meal to get to she wasn’t one to enjoy sitting and waiting. Still, she was truly grateful that he always took the time to do this for her so she waited. Bit her lip in impatience, but waited.*

*as he is watching over the various dishes he is concocting, and waiting to hear his masters words about the Entree he carted out to her just now, the being hears a small “Ping” in his head* Hm? o3o a new message?…. I wonder what it could be… *pulls out a small tablet and looks into it* ….. =_=;…. not another of these annoyances again….. obvious fishing scam is obvious……..!? o3o!…… Hrmmm……. >w>…… Hee hee hee. }:)  *pops his head back through the door way, half to see if His master is eating the food he brought out, half to ask her a question* Oh…. Master~ >w>…. I have a small question…. would it be alright if I made…. a small change in the menu for today?…. it will take only a little while longer…. but I assure you that you will enjoy this change. *he says with almost an impish grin on his face*

putyourdreamstobed:

onlylolgifs:

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Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy. 

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thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

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