I need Han to accidentally be force strong, mostly because HE WOULD HATE THAT SO MUCH
“Wow so you’re basically a self-taught Jedi”
“WHAT–ARE YOU–I’M THE BEST PILOT IN–”
“That’s force shit”
“I’M AN EXCELLENT SHOT”
“Yeah, because of the force”
“I’M INCREDIBLY PERSUASIVE”
“That’s the force making people believe your terrible lies against all reason ”
“I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL”
George Lucas can pry Force Sensitive Han from my cold dead hands.
I love everything about this theory, but my favourite part of it by far is now utterly offended he’d be by the suggestion.
I live in the hope of Force-Ghost Han
God, he’d be SO MAD. Just hanging out with the other force ghosts and so goddamned bitter about it.
And I want Anakin to be weirdly angry about Han breaking up with Leia, because she was the best thing that ever happened to him and Han still 100% not being over that he is VADER and tortured both of them. Oh oh no, I think I am developing Force Ghost headcanons.
I would watch and enjoy a movie about Han Solo leading a force ghost heist of some kind, complaining angrily the entire time. None of the movie characters who have become force ghosts were known for their ability to give a solitary fuck, and the bickering would be spectacular. Yoda making puns about how he can see right through people. Han claiming Obi Wan still owes him money. The fuck are you going to do with money in the afterlife, Solo? I’m gonna roll it up into A STICK AND BEAT YOU WITH IT SO HARD YOUR SON FEELS IT THROUGH THE FORCE, SKYWALKER. Obi Wan immediately hands him ten force ghost star wars dollars.
Stormtroopers constantly walking through them. At one point they recruit a force sensitive storm trooper they discover when she asks them if they can keep the petty bitching to a dull roar. She’s been there the whole time but hates her job so she just kept quiet about all the force yelling in the Death Star mark XXIV control room until now.
The miserable wizard reading that his favorite spell, “instant painful organ failure IV” has been banned by the council, closing his newspaper and crying softly to himself while a light misting or rain falls outside
Time to work on Instant Organ Failure V! ADVANCE FASTER THAN THEY CAN BAN!
judy hopps is a cop who leverages a strangers felony tax evasion to get him to put his life in danger and work around the clock so that she can keep her job
she then presumably helps him cover up his crime to get him a job on the same police force
judy hopps has some very nice feet but we need to remember that she’s still a cop
just fyi for everyone out there using tumblr on this day that you can reblog a post without the extra commentary by clicking the OP’s URL on the original post
She is a cop and all cops are already unsexy
I’m sorrynotsorry to everyone in the notes just learning that Tumblr is a place for horny furries to blog about acab.
Unfortunately, Judy Hopps is very sexy AND ALSO a cop and therefore a bastard, and insisting that all cops are automatically unsexy is still attaching appearances to morality. Remembering that things can be sexy and evil, or ugly and good is imperative! Forgetting this derails and disrupts the conversation.
